OMG GHEY

I know this is probably “old news” as far as “teh interwebs” goes, but it’s amazingly awesome and I just saw it on Hicks’ sidenotes. It also explains this city.

Soy Makes You Gay.

Yes folks. Soy makes you gay. A hohmohsechsyouall.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.

Thank the gods though, because at the end he makes sure to say:

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it’s perfectly safe because it’s fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

I feel like this guy just needed to a good ole “LOOLOLROBLFCOPTER” at the end.