Marry an American (from the great white north)
I chuckled quite a bit when I heard a bit about this on NPR the other day. I think it was actually during a CBC broadcast, go figure. I’m totally down for hooking up with a canuck woman.
Ladies and gentlemen,
drop your borders
Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.
justinª